That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool

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F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

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“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

(Source: condom, via whyareyousodistantnow)